Monday Funny Status Messages

   Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right

   I can understand the right to protest. What I don't understand is why everyone had Christmas Lists in their hands. Oh yeah..... Looting Monday.....

   Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again. All problems deferred to Monday...

   That is correct Monday. And the horse you rode in on...

   Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0

   Apparently it's Monday today and it's sunny outside. Thanks everyone for that invaluable piece of information

   Yes tell everyone who cares to listen about how Monday sucks so we all know what a bore you are.

   The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.

   Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced today that he is checking into rehab. He said he entered rehab this week to deal with the problem swiftly — and also because Monday is Cinco de Mayo, and he ain’t missing that.

   Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well

   I don't always hate Monday, but when I do it's usually the Monday after the Spring Daylight Savings Time change.

   On Monday, Chipotle will begin selling tofu burritos in the New York area. So if you love burritos, and you love tofu . . . you probably don’t exist.

   Dear Monday, Back Off, I will Cut You

   It's Monday. I'm refreshed and ready to hate my Job

   Monday I drank a Shirley Temple to mourn her, today I'm going to eat a Caesar salad to mourn Sid, tomorrow I'm having a Bieber burger & crossing my fingers....

   Dear Monday.. I hate u...

   January is what Monday would look like if it grew up.

   Told the owner of my company that I'm not coming in Monday because he has this new "Affluenza" and I don't want to catch it.

   My Saturday was going pretty well until I realised it was Monday.

   apparently cyber monday takes on a COMPLETELY different meaning on some websites