Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Canadians are US wannabes.

   Canada is ghey.

   You went from a friendly, respected, prosperous country to an aggressive, despised, bankrupt country in two months. Remember when everyone was defending Giuliani?? Look at him now. And look at your country. Sad and pitiful.

   We love Canada. The women aren't nearly as fat, the men aren't nearly as dumb, there are far less kids getting shot in the head at school, and it doesn't smell like sh*t. 🇨🇦

   "A CULT IS REALLY A CULT WHEN THE LEADER ASKS YOU TO TURN ON FRIENDS AND FAMILY... WHICH BRINGS ME TO YOU, SUDDENLY SAYING TO OUR CLOSEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW WHAT? 'FU*K CANADA,' FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON..." - BILL MAHER

   Lamer*ca's about to become his seventh bankruptcy.

   That is your new name!!!!!! LAMEr*ca 🤣 Canadas taint, just above the Gulf of Mexico.

   Lamer*ca brags about "defending" E*rope, while depending on them for strategic security, economic benefits and p*litical leverage from its partnership. Looks like Lamer*ca is gonna have to face reality now.

   Tr*mpy just told NBC he "couldn't care less" how much car prices increase, and repeated himself three times. So happy we don't live there! Not only that, sales tax will go up, titles will go up, registration, insurance hahaha! Sucks to be "ya'll" lol

   M*G* ....... MAKE AM*RICA GO AWAY Going viral all around the world 👍

   Nothing sreeches louder than the wheels on the gravy train.

   The EU brags about their healthcare/welfare system while depending on the US to defend them. Looks like a lot of countries are gonna have to face reality now.

   US military enrolment had plummeted the last three years with Biden because no one wantef to join while he was in office 🤣

   Imagine telling Denmark they "don't do enough" for people in Greenland, when BOTH countries don't have means of effectively defending themselves AND YOURS DOES😂

   Kamala SHOULD GO TO GREENSBORO OR GREEN BAY TO SEE HOW MUCH bidens nga TAX scheme IS COSTING PEOPLE 😀

   Dr fauci told people on F*x to use vitamin A & cod liver oil to prevent or cure measles. Now kids still have measles but they took so much vitamin A, hospitals are treating kids with liver damage. Funny! 😀

   Democraps fought tooth and nail to stop people from handing out bottles of water while in line to vote, but now they are totally fine with a billionaire offering them money for votes?

   Just to recap, the "caught and convicted of trying to have s*x with kids" score for 2025 is - Rapeublicans more than 10 D*mocrats: 0 Drag Queens: 0

   RFK Jr. told people on F*x to use vitamin A & cod liver oil to prevent or cure measles. Now kids still have measles but they took so much vitamin A, hospitals are treating kids with liver damage. Funny! 😀

   VANCE SHOULD GO TO GREENSBORO OR GREEN BAY TO SEE HOW MUCH TR*MP'S TARIFF TAX IS COSTING PEOPLE 😀