Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Submit a Status Message
Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
392
393
394
395
396
397
398
399
6383
Next»
Page: 396 of 6383
Obviously stupidity is much more contagious than Covid19
18
2
←Rate |
06-05-2020 07:02
Comments (
0
)
For a year numbered 2020, it's amazing how blind some folks can be.
18
20
←Rate |
06-05-2020 06:20 by
Fazzy
Comments (
0
)
Dr. Fauci said we must limit stores to 10 looters at a time.
13
5
←Rate |
06-05-2020 06:06
Comments (
0
)
🎶 ...No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreadin' your germs all over the place... 🎶
30
61
←Rate |
06-04-2020 22:27 by
JCGJ
Comments (
0
)
I’m convinced that Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars are made by Dyson.
10
25
←Rate |
06-04-2020 22:16 by
JCGJ
Comments (
0
)
I'm almost to the point of thinking that the only thing that can unite us is a Netflix show about a gay zoo owner, with a platinum blonde mullet.
2
3
←Rate |
06-04-2020 19:12 by
BIGTOE0311
Comments (
0
)
Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump.Â
23
53
←Rate |
06-04-2020 16:07
Comments (
1
)
Remember when the dumbest thing Trump had ever said was COVFEFE... good times ...
24
23
←Rate |
06-04-2020 10:27
Comments (
1
)
I can't believe it's riot season already. I still have my COVID19 decorations up.
25
5
←Rate |
06-04-2020 09:46 by
Gripenfelter
Comments (
0
)
I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.
2
2
←Rate |
06-03-2020 13:56 by
Moon
Comments (
0
)
Will the last person to leave NY remember to bring a pizza?
10
12
←Rate |
06-03-2020 11:59 by
Fazzy
Comments (
0
)
You know. The world would be a happier place if everyone had the same sense of humor as the guy who named his supermarket chain Piggly Wiggly.
7
8
←Rate |
06-03-2020 09:31 by
Fazzy
Comments (
0
)
I broke up with my girlfriend. She has leprosy and I got tired of picking up after her.
8
6
←Rate |
06-03-2020 08:20 by
ITAM
Comments (
0
)
Q. What's in the toilet of the USS Enterprise? A. The Captain's log.
7
10
←Rate |
06-03-2020 08:03 by
Fazzy
Comments (
0
)
Dems are more upset at Trump for walking to St. John’s church than they are at looters for trying to burn it down.
37
27
←Rate |
06-03-2020 06:05
Comments (
0
)
Does anyone know if they have early morning looting hours for us seniors?
21
5
←Rate |
06-02-2020 22:53
Comments (
0
)
My paperless origami business folded.
9
2
←Rate |
06-02-2020 17:16 by
DJJackson
Comments (
0
)
The wife asked me to sell my Hall and Oates collection. I said I can’t go for that, no can do.
11
4
←Rate |
06-02-2020 17:01 by
DJJackson
Comments (
0
)
All the major casinos are complaining about how much money they’ve lost. Now they know how we feel!!
24
3
←Rate |
06-02-2020 17:01
Comments (
0
)
The only thing worse than not getting a joke, is being offended by one.
20
23
←Rate |
06-02-2020 14:25 by
Fazzy
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
392
393
394
395
396
397
398
399
6383
Next»
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com