JOser Funny Status Messages

   I can't hear you over the sound of how Epic I am.

   Be rude to a bully and he'll beat you up, be rude to a geek and your computer will never forgive you.

   Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.

   COME TO THE DORK SIDE...We Have Computers And High-Speed Internet With A Pentium 4 Processor ^_^

   Cool people are just idiots wearing pricy clothes

   rejects your reality and substitute my own.

   Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.

   How do I set a laser printer to stun?

   A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.

   Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

   Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.

   I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

   1f you c4n r34d th1s you r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

   ♫ ♫ My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?♫ ♫ Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard... ♫ ♫

   Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!