KIsstopher Funny Status Messages

   CONSEQUENCES OF TODAY'S MODERN LIFE STYLES: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids!

   If I ever die because of marijuana, mark on my grave, “I am too stoned to get up!”

   Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

   Never judge a girl by her makeup!

   Okay ladies, here is the deal, we will stop talking about masturbation if you stop talking about your period. Fair trade.

   When you're waiting for him in his T-shirt, it's cute. But when he's waiting for you in your T-shirt, it's time to start worrying.

   A dog ask a cat, "why do you always make love in secret?" The cat answers, "coz we don't want humans to copy us like they did to you dogs"

   men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from woman : a little bit support and a little bit of freedom

   Today is world animal day...let's all take a moment of silence... and remember our Ex's