KIsstopher Funny Status Messages

   When you confront your Man, don't make him feel interrogated. Remember, you could win the argument and still lose the Man.

   After many bad reviews it's clear the Blackberry playbook is no threat to the iPad. In response Apple release the iToldYa

   When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.

   Maybe the people that say money can't buy happiness are just buying the wrong stuff?

   Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch

   Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.

   It seems in the eyes of his critics, Obama can do no good. He could find the cure for cancer but that would still not be good enough. Obama is the president of United States today and tomorrow, deal with it or migrate.

   Osama's last words, "Who is there?"

   After being bored to death with the Royal Wedding and the Beatification of the Pope, finally something worth watching on TV. Come on CNN I want all the gory details and footage on the death of Osama Bin Laden. This I can watch for days.

   Girl: Mom, I want some fresh air.. Can I go for a walk? Mom: Yes, but tell your “fresh air” to drop you home by 9 pm..!!

   What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.

   Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps it's mouth shut.

   Lol @ the dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got c**k blocked by Visa.

   We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

   If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.

   Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.

   How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

   People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

   There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

   If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!