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He makes a stupid decision. Something really bad happens. He reverses his stupid decision. He convinces his sheep that the problem is magically solved thanks to him. And like the morons they are, they all f*cking believe him 😂 
"You people are so stupid." ~ D. Trump. (to all his fans)
Americ*ns are being conned left right and center. And they don't even realize it. Well, they're starting too....
Big investigation to see how much insider training was done. This is huge.
As much as I kinda sorta like Trump, I have to say that by all appearances, he caved to a degree (not a complete fold... there are still tariffs) under pressure. It was the right move.
"You people are so stupid." ~ D. Trump
HE FOLDED AGAIN!!!! 😂 And markets are surging NOT because his strategy worked, but because he finally threw in the towel on a trade war he NEVER had control over.
Economists are saying that there's a good chance that Trump can grow back the economy in the same way he grew back his ear.
F*ck those ju baztids.
The jig is up. A double entendre meaning the niqqer is se#ually aroused.
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.
"I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳
I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please.
You wanted cheaper eggs, and instead you got a 104% increase in the price of your electronics 😂
He doesn't know what his is doing. He's a conman and the jig is up.
The Dow is down. Not the stocks, Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver.
I can't berieve the plice of Peking Duck!
🎵 Chinee foo, Chinee foo, onry Musk and Trump can afford Chinee foo! 🎵
How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???
The USA. Trump's 7th bankruptcy. 