Funny Status Messages

   Elon Musk just threw a whiny temper tantrum after ACTUAL man Governor Tim Walz mocked Tesla stock for crashing due to backlash against his stupid bullsh*t hahaha

   Give this a th*mbs down if you're in the m*g* cult and realize you've made a huge mistake and want out but now its too late lol

   46% of R*publicans believe Hegseth should resign. 62% of Am*ricans believe the same thing. Because he's a f***ing moron like his boss.

   The only secure document in Washington DC seems to be the Epstein client list because dumdum is all over it.

   Walmart Mexico is investing 6 billion in Mexico. The USA has nothing to do with it other than making a profit off of Walmart Mexico. THEY'RE GONNA NEED IT 😂

   They should've never given jig-a-boos and women the right to vote. Well, not all women. Not the dumb ones like your mother who also has herpes.

   Ford CEO said at an investor conference last month, they're not going to build new plants in the States. Lie much? Needled*ck?

   I eat bananas for the shape, not the taste.

   I give head.

   Pit Bulls should be illegal. Period.

   They should've never given jig-a-boos and women the right to vote.

   I subscribed to Bass Pro Shop's newsletter, but I haven't been able to read it because I don't open fishing emails

   Pikachu puked all over my grandmother

   Walmart Mexico is investing 6 billion in Mexico. The USA has nothing to do with it other than making a profit off of Walmart Mexico.

   Ford is moving four factories back to the USA opening up 25,000 jobs. But please, keep telling me tariffs don't work.

   Technology will facilitate deception, domination, and surveillance too big to fail. The tentacles of the Squid Game now include the blood in our veins.

   Walmart's Mexico unit said on Thursday it would invest more than $6 billion in the country this year

   Jeeziz. Walmart's Mexico unit said on Thursday it would invest more than $6 billion in the country this year.

   One more! Walmart just took a dump all over the M*G* losers by announcing over $6 billion in investments in Mexico this year — despite Trump's promise that his tariffs would force companies back to the US. Hardy har har har 😂

   That was a fun way to kill 10 minutes. See you dumbass sheep losers with no creativity whatsoever tomorrow.