Funny Status Messages

   A cult doesn't have 77 Million People. That's a revolution. A cult has a few thousand people with blue hair and random pronouns.

   Your country is toast.

   I just killed a huge mouse. Ripped it to bits. The staff at Disneyland are furious.

   Cats are nice

   I just heard that a cold shower eases depression. I was fine with it... until I looked down.

   The Dow Jones: where your nest egg goes to get scrambled."

   He doesn't know how to drive. He doesn't know how to pump gas. He doesn't know how to buy groceries. He doesn't know how to use a computer. He's lived in a gold, chauffeured bubble his entire life. And so many of you think he's great LMFAO

   He doesn't know how to drive. He doesn't know how to pump gas. He doesn't know how to buy groceries. He doesn't know how to use a computer. He's lived in a gold, chauffeured bubble his entire life. So many of you think he's great LMFAO

   For the first time ever in CNN's polling, a majority disapprove of Trump on the economy. And it's a clear majority: 56%. It's begun.

   DOGE claims to have found mountains of fraud, yet NO ONE has been indicted for the crime of fraud. It's almost like Elon is 100% full of s

   'Sleepy Joe' oversaw the biggest stock and job gains in US history while 'the business genius' crashed it all in 45 days.

   Aint no hate like Christian love.

   STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!! Donald Trump Aug 05, 2023

   Those people aren't attacking Telsa dealerships. They are tourists showing love. I learned that on January 6th 2021.

   I tried to walk like an Egyptian. Now I need to see a Cairo practor

   If you ain't vaxxed, don't be jamming up our hospitals with your dumb ass. You ride that sh*t out at home with your Hannity and your horse meds.

   weight loss tip: when ordering a pizza have it delivered to someone else's address

   The Disney Channel should be renamed "Celebrity Prehab."

   Daylight Saving Time.....Sheesh. Gimme a break. Know what? I give it eight months.

   If Cookie Monster loved cookies so much, he sure did waste a lot while eating them. I need to know.