paul Funny Status Messages

   wonders if you ever wished your life had a System Restore... or maybe even just a Back Button?

   says that other's opinions are just other's opinions... stay true to your inner guidance and smile at all the frowns...

   actually an antidepressant... X must be taken every night before bedtime... But X may cause lightheadeness, a sense of euphoria, and an incontrollable urge to repeat the word yes... X is not for everyone... Ask your doctor if X is right for you...

   has the key to all of life's questions... but he'll be damned if he can find the lock...

   hopes he made no one uncomfortable while staring at their stats...

   will never eat cheezies while watching porn again...

   went to Church the other day and when the plate came to him, he asked what it was for. The man said it was an Offering. So he took it.