greg2missy Funny Status Messages

   To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!

   Drag racing would be a lot more fun if I didn't have to wear a dress.

   Wishing I knew all my Facebook friends....Some seem pretty cool...Sure hope I meet them someday....

   Want World Peace?? Replace oxygen with Helium. Who could stay mad at someone that sounds like a Chipmunk?!?

   Call me Goofy...But I will always call "Margarine" "Butter"!!!

   "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"

   If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!

   Grammar is important. For instance, commas and Capital letters make a difference. such as in these examples: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Lets eat, grandpa" or "I helped my Uncle Jack of a horse" vs "I helped my uncle jack of a horse".....

   Maybe Adam should have spent more than just a rib......Just saying...

   There are 10 types of people in the world...Those that understand Binary Code and those that do not!!

   I figure there are 3 types of people in this world....Those that can count, and those that cannot!!

   my two buddies walked into a bar, but I ducked

   Tried to watch the World Cup....Why does it sound like there is a pi$$ed off swarm of hornets at every game????

   Thinking of getting a HUGE TATTOO on my neck....Oh ya, that's a good look!!!