fadolo Funny Status Messages

   My girl brought me breakfast in bed, I slowly turned to her and said, ?What are you doing out of the Kitchen??

   When my ex left me I developed an Underground Railroad to sneak into her basement and watch Netflix

   Real men sip that capri sun like its the last one left on earth

   When you see your girl out in public with another guy, one of yall 3 are supposed to die in that encounter.

   The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"

   People, put a dollar in the jar every time you masturbate. Trust me on this. {Sent from my yacht}

   Oven = Xbox for women.

   "that new iPhone $750? it better play dead if my girl touch it

   It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.

   Got high and let my dog drive us up to Taco Bell. Now he's argueing with the officer that the traffic light wasn't red but gray.

   I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."

   i'll join the revolution after I see what the cops do to the 1st 10,000

   Zimmerman about to be walking out in the streets in an Iron Man suit.

   Surprise jumps on the back is for 160 lbs and under women only.....any thing over is a tackle

   I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.

   If my girl dance with another guy she flirting with death

   if my girl cheat on me she better cheat with 6 strong guys that can carry her casket

   Just because shes your girlfriend doesn't mean she isn't someone else's ho.

   Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...

   Girls put you in the friend zone but forget they need a ride to work. Nah ho