Vybe Funny Status Messages

   thinking if your relationship Status says "It's complicated". Stop kidding yourself and change it to Single!

   thinks Dennis Leary said it best...."Ted Kennedy, great Senator, but a bad date!"

   wondering if Chris Brown releases a "greates hits" cd.....will that violate his probation????

   counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.

   wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?

   starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead

   thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.

   wishes he could throw magic dust on my problems to make them disappear. Like a wizard. Or a crack addict.

   would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

   got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

   wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?

   wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa

   going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife

   thinks when life hands me lemons, I think Great, more stuff to throw at the Raccoon that lives in my attic!