Timboss Funny Status Messages

   gonna have to go fight the holiday crowds at Wal-Mart. hmm.. Long Bow or Broad Sword?

   resisting the new profile page.. Read the signs people! Today, your profile page.. tomorrow the world!

   I hate it when I get pissed, SLAM the door, storm out of the house.. then realize I have to go back in for my car keys..

   taking a trip to the "far side" today.. Yes.. I am going to Wal-Mart..

   hates it when the doctor tells me I'm going to feel a slight sensation... *shudder*

   Just some helpful advice.. If someone shows up at your job with a camera crew and says they are doing a documentary about your job... you're probably on an episode of Undercover Boss..

   ahhh! The life of an overworked Zombie

   So my boss told me I was well rounded this morning... I didnt know whether to thank him.. or punch his lights out..