Surge Yarmolyuk Funny Status Messages

   Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.

   There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!

   What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck.

   Heart breaks are like a broken mirror, you can still put the pieces together, but the cracks will still remain. 

   Everything happens for a reason & sometimes it's better for us not to know that reason.

   ► Play the moments ▌▌ Pause the memories ■ Stop the pain ◄◄ Rewind the happiness. Be a remote in your life

   Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must've been creepy "What're you doing why R you sucking my face?" "Jus trust me on this one"

   If life gave Lady Gaga lemons, she'd probably make an outfit out of them.

   Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathrooms look like, one mirror at a time.

   I never knew that "never odd or even" is "never odd or even" spelt backwards!

   A second chance doesn't mean anything if you haven't learned from your first mistake.

   My name is I, My problem is LOVE, The solution is YOU.

   Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea

   Relationships are like sharing a book. It doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

   If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn't mean she'll be interested, it'll only mean "YAAY FREE DRINK!!"

   your teeth are like the stars - yellow and far away from eachother

   The only person I'm better than is the person I was yesterday.

   When do you think Snooki gonna realize that she's a GRENADE?

   There no need to miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. 

   1 Universe, 8 Planets, 7 Continents, 809 Islands, 204 Countries, and I had the privilege of meeting you.