Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   Can't wait to see the look on my doctors face when he walks in the room and I'm already bent over the exam table!!!

   Anyone want to hang out tonight? Miley ruined my plans...

   LIFE HACK: Living out of your car isn't so bad if you keep telling yourself you're "on tour"

   I had a nightmare last night where no dogs would let me pet them. It was awful...

   of all the things i've lost, I miss my childhood the most...

   So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! - Said no one, ever...

   it wrong to put eggs in chicken salad? It just seems wrong...

   This could turn out to be one hell of an April Fools joke if Malaysia Airlines pulls it off...

   Calling it his "junk" is probably the least sexy thing a guy could do...

   I gave up organized religion for lent a long time ago...

   I wonder if the lady that takes your drivers license picture at the DMV takes selfies when no one is watching...

   Bitstrips just won't go away...

   Who's up for some curling in my driveway?

   So, I take it mushrooms are acceptably the norm in Russia... Well played Olympics

   USA is a heavy favorite to take gold in Team Trwerking at the Olympics.

   Can you believe it?? A cop just pulled me over for texting!! I let him off with a warning.

   been here for some time now and agree, funny guy needs to go engineer some you know whats

   Myspace has invaded Facebook > Facebook Movie...

   Gonna steal a bus and get these kids back to school if it's the LAST thing I do!!!

   My Siamese twin told me the funniest joke this morning!! I laughed so hard I almost pissed himself!!!!