SULLY Funny Status Messages

   The barista at Starbucks gave me a free Mocha this morning! Must be a follower...... Facebook fame is finally paying off!

   The worst part of getting your Smart Car Tipped is probably trying to win enough Chuck E. Cheese tickets to get another one.....

   Who wants to go Smart Car Tipping?

   What if April Fools day doesn't really exist and it's actually the longest/greatest prank the world has ever seen......?

   What if somebody finds the missing plane tomorrow but no one believes them because April fools....?

   Anyone up for making some "debris", throwing it into the Gulf of Mexico after midnight, and saying that we found the missing plane? #AprilFoolsJoke

   One positive lesson I've learned from this missing plane..... I'm going to start dumping my murder victims in the Indian Ocean from now on.

   What are the chances that someone on that missing plane has a volleyball?

   Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that a massive plane's gone missing over the same ocean that Bin Laden's floating in.....?

   Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now....THEY KNOW MAPS!!!!

   Names of missing plane's pilots announced: Wer Ar Wi and No Wan No....

   Maybe that missing plane is wherever our lost socks are??

   Too bad Waldo wasn't on that missing Malaysian airliner, someone would have found it by now......

   Russia and China are now allies, Iran and North Korea are building nukes and Obama is our Commander In Chief? Hmmmm....Where toast!!

   And the Oscar goes to Cheek implants and Botox...

   In case anyone was wondering.....I'm wearing Hanes by Target, and a black t-shirt by BC Cotton (with a bacon grease stain on it) #redcarpet

   BREAKING: Jimmie Johnson just won the 2013 Daytona 500....

   Those little Girl Scout devils got me again. It never fails...

   In honor of Presidents Day, I'm making HUGE promises to everyone that I have no intention of keeping...

   Monday I drank a Shirley Temple to mourn her, today I'm going to eat a Caesar salad to mourn Sid, tomorrow I'm having a Bieber burger & crossing my fingers....