Corey C Funny Status Messages

   I just descovered 3 words to make any teenager run in terror. "Time To Clean".....

   wonders if anyone has ever fallen asleep at the keyboard and crashed into the monitor....Do they have insurance for that????

   Sorry Monday but it's over. I am leaving you for Tuesday, please don't be sad.....I have to look to the future....

   There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Ones who make things happen, ones who watch things happen, and ones who wondered what happened.....

   Thought about staying home from work today but then I remembered the thousands of people on welfare are depending on me, I owe I owe its off to work I go.....

   resistance is futile, you will be assimilated. We are facebook.

   Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken

   Its my day to protect and Serve. Protecting the donuts and serving the coffee is my specialty.

   saw clash of the titans last night, my mother in law won the battle.

   if Rambo had a gay son would his name be Rambutt?

   no keys were harmed in the making of this status quote.

   friends don't let friends drink with Ben Roethlisberger.