@seanathon77 Funny Status Messages

   And some people wonder why their test grades are so low.. Or jobs suck so much.. Well when your names DaWanda IDGAFCHOOCHOOTRAIN Jonez.. On your application...NEXT!

   A lot can happen in 2mins during football.. Like 47 useless commericals..For instance..

   My voice is so gay an awkward sounding.. I make it deeper at work on the phone or over the PA system to sound like "one of the guys"

   i tell ya... Its been one hell of a start for 2012...

   Forget all your "friends" on Facebook.. Wait until your dead and see how many "friends" really show up at your funeral

   Walking around with a clipboard and suit on..Makes me feel very important...Even tho I'm not doing anything besides just walking around.

   You know.. Ive lost so many guy friends by askin a simple question.." Do you have twitter?"

   If I ever do drag... My stage name is going to be Amber Alert.. That way I'll have everyone looking out for me