@dj_soltrix Funny Status Messages

   They should serve watermelons at every place in the world that has chicken on their menu.

   To everyone on Facebook that plays Farmville or Cityville and sends me requests every hour of the day: Go hang yourselves.

   Most of the people in our generation are stupid because we had to grow up watching Elmo.

   We should sentence Casey Anthony to 4 years of watching Tyler Perry movies.

   It's better Casey Anthony is found not guilty. Let her try and survive amongst the public.