@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   That annoying moment when your juice box refuses to lose it's virginity

   I hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home.......

   Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* "Wow, I got down those stairs fast!"

   Appreciate the little things. Hug a midget

   Crying is not necessarily a sign of weak character. Sometimes it is a sign of strong onions.

   Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them German, Because life is also terrifying and confusing.

   Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.

   Grades don't measure intelligence, and age doesn't define maturity.

   I walk around while brushing my teeth because I get bored standing there

   I leave homework till the last minute, because I'll be older and therefore wiser!

   It's funny how I'm afraid of losing you when your not even mine

   INTERNET: Can't get your homework done with it, can't get your homework done without it.

   It's scary to think nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.

   whenever your bored send this text to a random number.. "I hid the body."

   Emergency call: "911, What is your emergency?" "Two girls are fighting over me!" "So what's the problem sir?" "The ugly one is winning..."

   I really hate being Bi-Polar. It's fantastic! ):)

   "Hi" "Hi" "Did you eat?" "Did you eat?" "Are you copying me?" "Are you copying me?" "I love you!" "Yeah, I ate already.."

   Hey Mom! I have good news!" "You got a 100% on your math test?!" "I said I have good news, not a miracle"

   Single awareness day approaches :/

   Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look ugly..:D