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   messageicon I wonder if they remake The Wizard of Oz, if they'll use that stuff they put in the MyPillow pillows into the Scarecrow.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll take that! Like we can't screw this country up any more than it already is. #garykoenig2028
←Rate | 03-30-2025 19:54 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gary Koenig for President. Seems more qualified.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 19:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait, those two douchbags have 19 children from EIGHT different women lol. Shut up with your Jesus bullsh*t 😂
←Rate | 03-30-2025 19:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those two douchbags have 19 children from 7 different women. Shut up with your Jesus bullsh*t.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We're completely fine with fetus killing. As long as they're US fetuses. Because they're unimportant and irrelevant. It's like the Michael Jackson song. Kill em all, make the world a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race 🎵
←Rate | 03-30-2025 19:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waltz claims the journalist number must've gotten "sucked" into his phone. He then asked Siri, "How can I suck the journalist off?" Such an amazing clownshow. So much comedy. So much humor. Thank you rapeublicans for this amazing gift 😂
←Rate | 03-30-2025 19:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What up?
←Rate | 03-30-2025 19:18 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeh. He's definitely a Canuck.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who'd brag that they're from Russ¡a?
←Rate | 03-30-2025 13:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s bizarre how the party of 'inclusiveness' rejects 'Trumpers', straight people, or anyone who dares to think differently, and instead favors fetus killing and not deporting illegals.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 12:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want Canada or Greenland. I want Pizza, Pu$$y, and Football.(Not soccer. They teach roosters how to play that exercise in boredom.)
←Rate | 03-30-2025 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hurry up and respond with one of your schooyard insults, cuck! Be a good dog. C'mon, just one before we give you time to catch up on all those handjobs at the local jail for rent money 😂
←Rate | 03-30-2025 11:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We'll be back next week to sh*t on your country again 🤣
←Rate | 03-30-2025 11:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look at this little f*ggot trying to keep up 😂 Got bullied again at the local bar last night by real men who actually know how to please a woman? We own you now. You, are our b*tch LOL
←Rate | 03-30-2025 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There he goes again. Another comment referencing incest. Must be a thing over there.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Россия... Канада... оба коммунисты.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 11:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What game do you wanna play... 'B@lls on Chin?' The only words spoken by the pedoprez in 3 months to his son Barron 😂
←Rate | 03-30-2025 11:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, look. Some little man discovered a translate app.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 10:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What game do you wanna play... 'B@lls on Chin?'
←Rate | 03-30-2025 10:57 Comments (0)  




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