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Oh look at this! You're so slow it takes you almost 12 hours to come up with a comeback. Unbelievable!
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08-16-2025 01:16
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Look in the mirror. Urghhhh!!!
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08-15-2025 20:43
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GaryKoenig, please, for the love of God STOP, you lame asshole.
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Members of Generation X have no definable traits other than being responsible for breeding the misguided Generation Z whackoffs.
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08-15-2025 11:33
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If everything tastes like us, then why do we have to die? –Chickens
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08-15-2025 06:26
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to the lady with all the hot selfies who claims she could steal my husband if she wanted... I will have him ready for you at 3
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08-15-2025 06:25
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Question, Does the term don't drop the soap in jail apply to women prisons?
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08-15-2025 06:24
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If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
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If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
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08-15-2025 06:23
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Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
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08-15-2025 06:23
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It turns out as you get older you don’t actually figure anything out, you just don’t have the energy to care anymore.
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08-15-2025 01:58
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Whoever is controlling me at this game sucks ...
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08-13-2025 14:22
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Today's tip: Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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08-13-2025 06:15
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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to social media?
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08-12-2025 06:20
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My home security system is a series of paintings on the wall with all the eyes cut out.
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08-12-2025 06:18
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Cheer up! Someone somewhere is thinking about me naked.
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08-10-2025 10:07
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Rectal Grease complained to HR and now we’re not allowed to use nicknames at work anymore.
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08-10-2025 07:22
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Why do we change positions when it’s the same hole? I don’t understand golf at all.
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08-09-2025 14:01
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I've ordered and returned the same boomerang on Amazon for over a year now.
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08-07-2025 10:04 by
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I have an open door policy at our house. You bring beer and I'll open the door.
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