Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Okay, you win. We suck. (Will the fruitcake now go away?) Probably not.
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03-30-2025 08:29
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Praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. Come on, weirdos... you can do it!
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03-30-2025 08:21
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Only Troons are canceling trips. Have you canceled yet, Pierre?
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03-30-2025 08:19
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Ok Cletus, you can go back to whittling wood and banging your sister now lol
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03-30-2025 08:11
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Canucks visit the US way more than you visit Canuckville? Way more? AWESOME!!! That makes us want to visit Canada even more! Thanks for that information!!! 😂
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03-30-2025 08:10
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When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey".
Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do.
A for effort there, Cletus 😂
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03-30-2025 08:08
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Tourist from all over the world are cancelling trips to the states. Your tourism is ruined. Congratulations. It's a sh*t hole anyway lol
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03-30-2025 08:06
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Flights from Canada down to the states are down 70% 🤣
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03-30-2025 08:05
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Canucks visit the US way more than we visit Canuckville. Way more.
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03-30-2025 08:00
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After these responses, Canada is definitely ghey. Especially people from Montreal and Turdronto.
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03-30-2025 07:58
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M*G* loser - I'm an ALPHA male. I do what I want and I don't care what anyone says!
Commander In Sheep - You hate Canada now.
M*G* loser - Okay Daddy!
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03-30-2025 07:50
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IMAGINE - AN ENTIRE COUNTRY SO IGNORANT THAT THE PEOPLE
WILFULLY GIVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ORDER TO ELECT RICH CRIMINALS TO RULE OVER THEIR LIVES AND STEAL THEIR MONEY, BUT BELIEVE THEY ARE FREE. Lmfao
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03-30-2025 07:43
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Imagine being an “alpha male gun expert” and thinking a person can get hit in the ear with an AR-15 round and not have a scar. Completely set up and an absolute hoax. There's already talk from people who were involved.
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03-30-2025 07:41
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Don’t worry Greenland. One more bottle of whiskey and Pete Hegseth will text you the complete invasion plans 🤣
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03-30-2025 07:34
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We would like to offer a heartfelt THANK YOU to the people of Greenland for not welcoming JD Vance and his hooker wife.
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03-30-2025 07:33
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A children's hospital in Texas is now treating children for vitamin A poisoning after
RFK Jr. touted it as a measles treatment.
Good! F*ck Lamericcan kids. Tubby, stupid, imbred little runts.
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03-30-2025 07:31
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I have the sex drive of a potato
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03-30-2025 07:25
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The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to the Canadian people.
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03-30-2025 06:45
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If Canada wasn't attached to the US, and copycatted everything about us, it'd be just another Kazakhstan.
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03-30-2025 06:32
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Imagine that. A Canuck ragging the US on a US based platform using US technology.
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03-30-2025 06:28
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