Funny Status Messages

   So you guys all have matching Hamas scarves or what?

   See? Anything you can do, we can do better.

   Buckle up… if in the next 12 years there's only repuklicans and repedolicans and rapeublicans in office, the United States will lose its superpower title and become a wasteland of embarrassment and failure as other countries cancel it.

   Buckle up…the next 12 years will have no Dem in office. All we do is win on a daily basis now.

   TDSmania loves men who love kids a little to hard. Are you trying to say something to all of us?

   TDSmania has TOD. Trump Obsessive Disorder. And every time he reads something bad about him, his masturbation fantasies are interrupted hahahahaha

   He’s only on the second month and now France wants the Statue Of Liberty back LOL.

   He’s on the second month of a rent free 4 year lease he’s taken out in your heads. Cry harder.

   The towels were so thick at the hotel, I could barely shut my suitcase.

   A nickel isn't worth a dime nowadays.

   If you don't watch where you're going, you might end up someplace else.

   Elon musk is not the richest man in the world. His boss is. Who's his boss? Vladimir Putin

   The meat at Taco Bell has been dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. So not only are they being festive, but they're also paying tribute to Melania's vag bwahahaha

   And the destruction of your country continues as we're watching from the sidelines. - Mr Burns voice - "Excellent".

   Did the phrase "Yolo" disappear, or did everyone who said it die?

   Tens of thousands of Veterans and Government workers who are out of a well earned pension as they find themselves forced out of a job. But he's a hero because he's assisting in a quick rocket trip to the space station? Keep sucking Elons c*** and balls.

   Every single time he miss steps, says something stupid, does something stupid, acts ridiculous or embarrasses himself? We're going to trash him here. Him and his ghoulish wife and creepy as F kids.

   There's an individual here that believes that us making fun of cheeto von clownstick every day, is a meltdown. Call it whatever you want to, to make yourself feel better buddy. But it's going to continue. Every single day. Cry harder.

   Men with flaccid equipment are really turned on by Elon Musk. They sit in their basement and fantasize about him. He is the cucks hero.

   Last year, every other message here was attacking Biden and praising Trump. Now, almost every single one of those people are gone. Because they finally realize what a loser Donald is lol.