Friday Funny Status Messages

   THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN

   *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

   run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...

   wishing everyone a happy Friday eve!

   counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.

   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

   And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve

   hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.

   people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday