anonymous Funny Status Messages

   clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.

   the walrus

   looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)

   like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off

   "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   not yet rated.

   not doing what Simon says

   looking to the 8 ball for all the answers

   filmed in front of a live studio audience

   as seen on TV

   been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

   "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

   spitting in your general direction

   putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

   going off the rails on a crazy train

   about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

   out walking her pet fish

   "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

   going to the dark side...they have candy