Eddy Funny Status Messages

   like a good neighbor state farm is there...with winning lotto numbers

   too bad Mr. Rogers isnt still alive to have facebook & do the games...then he really can be our neighbor

   ive heard the old saying that "opportunity is just around the corner" but sometimes a hooker is around that corner so is the hooker your opportunity?

   like a good neighbor state farm is there....with the winning lotto numbers

   ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?

   90% awesome (i know its not 100% but I have more awesomeness than Taco Bell has beef)

   later on this week I go to the doctor & see my arch enemy again...the scale

   doc told me to walk around the block everyday. I'm gonna set a lego in the floor & be back in 5 seconds

   as much a chance with the ladies as a bird does flying safely through Arkansas

   friends are like boobs...some are real, some are fake...sometimes its hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones

   Beginning to think that Al Gore is lying about global warming

   time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time

   Why are some parents hypocritical..."don't lie to me or I'll tell SAnta on you"

   why is there a diet version of everything good except chocolate? hmm...where does Hershey's keep their "suggestion box"?

   all these pokes I'm getting am I supposed to sound like the pillsbury doughboy

   men's prison is a lot like facebook...if someone really likes you, they'll poke you a lot

   wonders why all the old people talk about how far they walked to school back in the day...didnt anyone live close to the school back then

   gravity is every blnode's enemy

   wants an asian monkey just so I can name it "who flung pu"

   facebook...u can poke another man's woman & he wont get mad about it