Eddy Funny Status Messages

   the 1st amendment gives you the freedom of speech but the 2nd amendment gives me the right to bear arms

   i can outsmart a lot of ppl on a computer...it's the real world that makes me look like an idiot

   a womans mind is like a baby's diaper...gets changed many times throughout the day

   ill show my neighbor where to stick his subwoofer, bass or whatever he has...ill turn the volume up all the way this time

   i thoguht of a good halloween costume...rent the horse costume but only wear the back half...tell everyone "im my ex"

   Gene Simmons is now married...hope he didnt french kiss the bride...she might choke

   i kinda think the nintendo character mario was on drugs...he ate mushrooms & thought turtles were attacking & had to save the princess from the biggest baddest turtle of them all...this is why you dont do shrooms kids

   how imagine if gilbert godfrey got Fran Drescher pregnant...omg what an annoying voice that kid would have

   i hate being single...my hard drive gets foll of adult videos really fast

   its football season...detroit lions, cleveland tigers, & chicago bears...oh my

   sometimes I wish life was like golf...id call MULLIGAN on some moments

   to the ppl thinknig facebook is really charging...send your payments to: (my name), Po box...

   redneck word:debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate

   if NASA scientists are so smart, why didnt they pay attention to physics...what goes up must come down

   have you seen what facebook wants to do to the profiles now? zuckerberg needs a timeline of when he gave the ppl what they liked

   dont laugh at ur friends if they start sounding like chicken little this next week..."the sky is falling"

   didnt Mark Zuckerberg learn anything from Tom Anderson? the changes to myspace is what killed it

   I think facebook is a teenager...its going through alot of changes lately

   had a date tonight...& didnt need chloroform

   if gene pool wre like swimmin pool id drain mine & start over with fresh untainted water