Funny Status Messages

   Famous M*G* influencer and frequent F*x News guest, Ricci Wynne, has been arrested and charged with s** trafficking and producing child s***al ab*se material with at least two m*nors. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER M*G* FREAK CHARGED WITH M*****ING KIDS.

   Every news agency reported that the capsule landed in the Gulf of Mexico and I’m sure the most petty man in the universe was fuming.

   Still scratching my head over the L-E-F-T taking the logical concept that is "meritocracy" and making it about R-A-C-E.

   When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for motivation.

   Elon Musk is sending his 76 year old mom on a PR tour to beg sympathy for her lil' billionaire N*zi boy aaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

   Another day of Vetrans meltdowns! I'm lovin' it! You fought for a piece of sh*t country and now thanks to its "leader" you're getting bu**ered up the *ss. You fought for the wrong side, losers tee hee

   I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.

   ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? Love, Germany

   Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most.... The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol

   Hi

   Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.

   So, the JFK assassination files have been released. They say nothing. What a shocker. 😂 So anti-climatic. Like having sex with the first lady.

   I SUPPORT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE'S CHOICE NOT TO DISCLOSE HER VACCINATION STATUS. THAT'S BETWEEN THE HAIRY PIG AND HER VETERINARIAN. 🐷

   Saw a news story today about a woman breaking down in tears getting harassed in a parking lot for driving a cyber truck. Tee hee 🤭

   The convicted R*pist won 🏆

   M*G* children always look inbred. I'm not trying to insult y'all. I'm just bringing up a point. Their eyes, they're always a little too far apart. And they always have this look on their face. Like they're being touched at night or something.

   Where is that guy who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein for almost two decades? Oh yeah! LOL He's your leader now LMFAO Those of you with teen daughters? You should get them in a position as an intern. So he can put them in a position.

   It's so funny watching all these Teslas get vandalized. This is the best television in years. Can't wait until the riots !

   Not living in 'Murica is the greatest. It's like when you drive by the homeless and see them living in tents and think to yourself "Thank Christ that's not me." We feel the same about the States lol

   Today we're laughing at all the Veterans losing their benefits. GLORIOUS!