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Wisdom: A friend of mine had two small kidney stones. He didn't want surgery so he went to the bathroom and "wisdom" out.
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07-18-2021 10:36 by
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Take down statues and history and I’ll take down the George Floyd memorial wall. - God
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07-16-2021 06:25 by
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I don't remember watching the MLK assassination on television. We didn't have colored TV.
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07-15-2021 21:41
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Britney's free and we could start dating now!
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07-15-2021 09:06
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foods contain ingredients such as iron, potassium, calcium, etc so I'm going to start calling my dinner table my "table of elements"
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07-13-2021 22:27 by
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What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD
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07-13-2021 08:19
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Sex is great but have you tried taking a shower after a week of camping?
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07-13-2021 08:16
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Am I allowed to say that fish are dumb or will people say it's some sort of animal hate speech.. I have been struggling with this for months
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07-13-2021 08:07
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got a great deal on tampons... anybody want any they are a $1.00 a piece.. no "strings" attached..
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07-13-2021 07:49
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Imagine the horror of being the first person to ever fart in a yoga class
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07-13-2021 07:48
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If you can't be a good example, at least be an excellent warning.
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07-13-2021 07:48
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My parents encouraged me to become a foreign exchange student until they learned I would eventually come back.
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07-13-2021 07:42
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95 and Hazy today, kind of like Bernie Sanders
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07-13-2021 07:18
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There is no logical reason why summer shorts should cost the same as long pants.
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07-13-2021 07:18
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The problem with this country is that too many people say they want Justice when what they really want is Revenge.
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07-13-2021 06:34
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I say we legalize all drugs at the Olympics. Let's see how fast these MF's can run!
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07-13-2021 01:22 by
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Well it's July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting the Christmas stuff out any day now.
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07-12-2021 16:36
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Why do ballerinas always stand on their toes? They should hire taller ballerinas...
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07-12-2021 12:11 by
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Soccer: A game so simple-minded they can teach roosters how to play it. 🐓
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07-12-2021 10:12
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I would date a communist girl but there are too many red flags
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