anonymous Funny Status Messages

   trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?

   undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

   suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!

   getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death

   cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

   back..by popular demand!

   dangerously under-medicated

   still HOT..it just comes in flashes now

   normal..it's everyone else that's weird.

   proof that God has a sense of humor...

   here..now what are your other two wishes????

   just not the same since that house fell on my sister

   busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.

   wants a hug

   tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

   eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

   under your bed

   has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985

   running with scissors!

   not suitable for minors!