Funny Status Messages

   Will this raise the price on a Chinese massage parlor

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.

   Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.

   "Go away kid ya bother me"

   And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

   You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!

   There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.

   You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.

   What happened to the funny posts ?

   How great is this? Amazon Cancels Orders From China After Steep Tariffs, Plans $15B U.S. Expansion

   We were funny?

   Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Donald Trump has the cojones to break that cycle of absurdity.

   I give it a week until someone starts selling dire-doodle puppies.

   can we be funny again please

   This is a literal cry baby site.

   If Trump's critics are so skilled in finance, economics, science, negotiations, data analysis, and removing government waste, why are they also whining over struggling to find a job?

   S&P 500 best day since 2008, and Trump doesn't know what he's doing??? Go away, 'crat puppet.

   Man this guy can't have any friends. Hell, I wish he lived near by just so I could put a knot on his head

   Ex-Trump fan here. He's been manipulating the stock market and its obvious this is insider trading. I wouldnt never vote it for her but if I've known this was going to happen the last three months I would have never voted for him. This is all making me si