anonymous Funny Status Messages

   totally voting for Pedro

   dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

   defying society's law of average.

   bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time

   depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills

   "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   glad he crashed the wedding.

   missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?

   living on the magic island of awesome

   in fact the real slim shady

   waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho

   "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"

   eating out..at home. ;)

   profound as a pronoun that verbs today.

   perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.

   colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while

   chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

   easier to get into than a community college!

   out discovering new fears.

   purposely pouring water on Gremlins