Funny Status Messages

   The JD intends to restore the gun rights of Mel Gibson, a personal friend of Dump, after he lost them due to a domestic violence conviction. Turns out not all Dump's friends are r*pists Some are just wife-beaters.

   The USA is Canada's taint 💩

   Writing your own posts backwards only shows your own immaturity and your lack of humor.

   Canada is USA lite

   Niqqers... Low Impulse Control

   "Navarro is truly a moron, dumber than a sack of bricks. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂

   "Navarro is truly a moron. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂

   The clitoris has 1000 nerve endings. And it's still not as sensitive as the cuck here who apparently feels extremely threatened by Canada 😂

   Writing your posts backwards because your looking at your phone upside down while bent over the back of the couch getting 🦴'd by your Can*ck neighbours Siber*an husky

   Two more F*GA (that's better anyways) individuals arrested yesterday for r*ping children.

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   Hey, Houston fans claiming the refs decided the game against Florida... you lost fair and square. The Gators got called for 2 technical fouls. 2!!! And you think there was bias?

   Jeeziz, Koenig. Toss the stale '70s joke book already, you cheese merchant.

   Yes, it's great to be a Florida Gator!

   Yes, it's great to be a Flordia Gator!

   We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.

   I'm honored that the cuck Canuck stole the way I got around the censors by spelling it M^G^. You're welcome, oh ye of zero originality and mental acuity of a soap dish.

   I'd suggest the cuck Canuck avoid breeding. His genetic pool is in dire need of chlorine.

   I was gonna tell a great M^G^ joke but there's at least 3 M^G^ cucks here and I don't want to have to explain the joke 3 times 🤓

   LOVED Kid Rock's suit! Ordered one for Halloween. Going as trans drag queen whose wanted gender reassignment surgery but keep getting turned down because I'm already missing testicles and my junk is so minuscule it could be inverted by a greasy Q-Tip 📏