SULLY Funny Status Messages

   I hope that James Earl Jones will be narrating the rapture.....

   I'm hoping for some good job openings I can fill when people leave for the Rapture.

   Maybe this Mississippi flooding is part of the rapture thing? Has anyone thought about building an ark???

   Rapture Prank: Put small piles of clothes around local churches the morning of 5/22 & record reactions : )

   The sucky thing about rapture is that I was totally going to start a workout regime THAT NIGHT. Stupid end of days.

   Just choked on someone's fart cloud in the computer lab. The Rapture can't come soon enough.

   was preparing for Sunday, but I just realized that post-rapture looting makes no sense because so many of us will still be here. Particularly people in public office and law enforcement.... : (