ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   "so adjective, he verbs nouns"

   walking on sunshine.

   knew the aliens would let him go sometime.

   melting in your mouth not in your hands

   sick and tired of always being sick and tired!

   [censored]

   "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."

   now available without a prescription

   had a handle on life but it broke

   pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma

   out of her mind and have gone to look for it.

   silently judging you.

   bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic

   textually active

   LOVING CAPS LOCK

   pretending to water the fake plants

   living vicariously through herself.

   not smarter than a 5th grader :(

   "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"

   Feeding your dog Chocolate