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   messageicon Good morning haters!
←Rate | 03-28-2025 05:40 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of her brain has been activated. Abort mission.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 05:38 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon If not for the laughing emoji and asd hominem attacks the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to say.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Nice try. That isn't what Trump said. He never said he didn’t know about it. He said "No" when asked if he was briefed on it. That's two completely different things." Dumbest comment I've seen here yet LMAOOOOO
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He not give flying f*ck about your military. Which make our job so much easier in end. Россия навсегда
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How has SecDef Hegseth not briefed POTUS on the missing U.S. soldiers in Lithuania? This has been in the public domain for 8+ hours. Your dumb*ss country is so f*cked LOLZZZZ
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gaslight much? His lack of knowledge or care about this situation is ANOTHER scandal. This loser has zero clue what’s happening in his administration.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why thank you sir! Means a lot to me!
←Rate | 03-27-2025 17:28 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon GaryBlownig... you steal so well.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 16:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice try. That isn't what Trump said. He never said he didn’t know about it. He said "No" when asked if he was briefed on it. That's two completely different things.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 16:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Four Am*rican soldiers are missing in Lithuania, and the "president" didn't even know about it. Because the guy in charge of the military? Is yet another f**king M*G* MORON.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear lots of jokes I can steal.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 15:28 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon GaryKoenig... ghey blade.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon GaryKoenig... hear any dry jokes lately that you can steal? Walker.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 15:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shhhh hear that??? (Hears crickets). That's the sound of your audience to your bad jokes.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 12:25 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Says the guy who keeps insulting random strangers on the Internet and who won't even reveal himself.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 12:22 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon ScaryKoenig and his mum. Took turns licking grandpa's bum. When they're done with all their fun. Gary licks his grandmum's c~m.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon GaryKoenig sits in his dead mother's attic rubbing one out to her daily.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 10:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs aren't one of them.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 10:37 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loser huh??? I'm not the one sitting in my mother's basement bullying and making fun of other people and trying to remain anonymous about it! If you're going to bully someone, why don't you show yourself???
←Rate | 03-27-2025 10:33 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  




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