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   thinking..​.throughou​t history, there have been places where great and creative minds have gathered to become greater...​it is more than likely that facebook is not one of those places....

   hears....Amy has now joined Betty Ford in her clinic...w​ait...It's​ been relocated.

   Hopes that the Gay community is enjoying all the free media attention...with the flooding in Manitoba I haven't heard the word "Dykes" used so much since last years Gay Pride week .

   think it "Has Bin" a Blast!

   thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?

   thinks cell phone companies need to stop pretending it's so great that you can "check Facebook right from your phone." For crying out loud people, this is 2011, I can update Facebook from my toaster!

   thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"

   going to go out on a limb here...I think there is a very good possibility Gaddafi just might be the one on hallucinogenic drugs...just sayin!

   hears that Charlie Sheen is giving Lynsay Lohan advice....Hey Charlie...People who live is glass houses usually have pretty cool stuff to snort Coke on!

   thinking most of these guys wouldn't make it to Hollywood Week on American Idol

   thinks it's ok to steal my status updates, but I just wanted to warn you that I lick each one before I post them.

   wondering about Over under on the WikiLeak punk 'making friends' with his prison cell mate? I'll open the line at 1 month.

   likes it on the floor, next to the bed, so she doesn't forget it it when I kick her out in the morning

   thinking it must be Thursday, Larry King is getting divorsed

   s wondering....now that the US has passed heath Care Reform I wonder when Rush Limbaugh is leaving the country? Not soon enough I'm sure

   singing.... is singing....old macdonald had tourettes e -i - e -i F%*K!

   believes the IOC will support Chile by sending over 10 million "USA Hockey 2010 Olympic Champions" t-shirts that they won't need after todays game!

   going for Gold in the Men's Uphill Giant Slalom....Gravity is a B*tch!

   thinking..Tiger driving and hitting trees is nothing new, but I will bet he hasn't hit one off a fire hydrant before.

   just got a Nintendo video game unit for my bathroom....it's called the Wii-Wii.