svaldez187 Funny Status Messages

   i'm not saying i'm batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?

   If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2

   The beauty of life is that Vodka looks like water.....and water bottles are allowed at work.

   People say "when your palm itches, you are going to receive money". My butt itches... I bet I don't get SH*T¡

   I've got the solution to this whole anti-gay mess with the fast foods. I'm just going to open a pro-gay franchise and call it Chik-fil-HAAAAAAY *snap*

   Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasnt finished..

   Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.