mikem Funny Status Messages

   got kicked out of bowling tonight for spiking the ball after I made a strike.

   wishes I could search Google for my car keys...

   Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.

   some days I wake up all ready to take on the world!! Today is NOT one of those days

   if I tell Santa what I want for Christmas, then I will definately be on the naughty list...

   found out that if you play a Justin Beiber album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber...

   the font smaller, or am I on acid??

   believes dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.

   thinking what is this world coming too?... I started to Google "Is it wrong", when Google started to fill in the suggested searches... Ah... well.... disturbing

   can not believe Google.com banned the word 'gullible' from being entered in the search field!