levon Funny Status Messages

   thinking about how to integrate the lyrics "walk like an Egyptian" into another unique status update

   FOX News is reporting that 19 of those Arkansas birds were members of Al-Qaeda

   Wii should make beer pong... tired of losing to my son in all the games HE'S good at

   they just said that the new year's ball weighs 12,000 pounds..... wait, I thought Snookie wasn't in the ball?? wtf

   they should change the name of Rock Band to 'Drunken Family karaoke Failure'

   just made cranberry sauce vodka shots

   loves when people just click the 'like' button on a thread of comments cause they're too lazy to add another comment

   remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'

   thankful for the makers of Lysol

   PMS - (Pre Monday Syndrome)

   waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on my buddy's wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best.

   T.S.A. pat downs on children are a direct violation of their civil puberties

   Hello Network Solutions, we have a problem.

   Wade: I just got your email...it says I'm fired...oh don't worry about that...I get unlimited emails..

   can anyone tell me where that McDonald's is?.. ya know, the one in that commercial where you can drive thru 4 times in a row with your baby while no one else waiting in line.. AND get a free egg McMuffin and coffee?

   since when the hell did the price of apples and razors go up? geez!

   the inside of my car looks different sober!?

   Trending Now - #1 Mindy Cohn..... WTF?

   which kind of vinegar must your bath towel smell like until you actually get a clean one?

   supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!