cpaman Funny Status Messages

   LeBron James just got a new endorsement deal with Midol

   Community cancelled. Well it shouldn't take five plus years to get a two year degree anyways. Smart move NBC!

   I missed it. How did Sarah Jessica Parker do in yesterday's Kentucky Derby?

   If it's fat, drunk, and slow, it must be Chicago

   After watching for over fifteen minutes, I don't think that RuPaul's Drag Race has anything to do with automobiles

   Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts

   Bing Bing Harro prease!

   @cpaman1981: Easter is on April 20th this year or as in the folks in Colorado and Washington call it, Sunday

   The Weed Bowl is On!

   This game is making me hungry for Omaha steaks

   After Colorado legalized marijuana, Peyton Manning bought 20 Papa John's stores in Colorado. If this football thing doesn't work out, I say he's got a bright future in finance

   Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears just signed a "No Super Bowl for seven more years" contract today

   I'm glad that Christmas is over so I don't have to see that no talent ass clown who became famous and started winning Grammys on Honda commercials anymore!

   Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons

   Are we sure about this George Jones news? He may just be playing possum.

   I don't always poop in a bag but when I do I prefer Carnival!

   FarmersOnly.com. Now there's an alternative to Ancestry.com to meet your cousin

   I remember 2012 like it was yesterday

   Our business says Merry Christmas!

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