XX-FOXY Funny Status Messages

   I'm beginning to understand why Syria, Raqqa 5-Star Al-Aladin VIP vacation packages are being steeply discounted....

   When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.

   If two Chocolate bars are stuck together it counts as one - so shut up please!

   Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.

   If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie, have some drinks, talk" and actually watch a movie, chat and drink, then you're a failure as a man…

   Today, for the first time in history - France did not surrender!! They actually fought!

   I'm beginning to understand why Ukraine vacation packages are being steeply discounted...

   The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin from USA: if we send Justin Bieber to Russia!

   I'm pro-choice on every social issue...Simply because it is none of my business how others choose to live their lives. We're only responsible on decisions we make.

   I don’t trust people who smile at 8AM on Mondays…

   "Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished."

   Hello Verizon... This is President Obama... I am interested in your share everything plan...

   LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!

   What if the 12/21/12 is the day Winrar trial period ends?

   I'm making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I'm accurate, what's the name of Justin Bieber's first album?

   Just to remind you: about 152 Days left to Christmas and 148 until the end of world happens again! Enjoy it!

   Normal people are the crazy psychos who hide it very well!

   Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"

   All we need to keep us happy - is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done!!!

   Employee: I got to have salary increase. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.