Uncle Bubba Funny Status Messages

   What is worse than lobsters on your tennis court? Crabs on your balls!

   Hey Peyton eat a Snickers! Why? Because you play like Tony Romo when you are hungry.

   A man is a man all of his life, but a woman's just horny until she's your wife.

   Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj jump off the Empire State Building. Who hits first?......Who cares?

   What does a NY Giants fan do after his team wins? Turns off the xbox and goes to bed.

   You can't spell furloughed without f-u

   Shark Week is so much better that Shart Week!

   Try saying "Whale oil beef hooked" without sounding like a drunken Irishman

   Hugo Chavez and that kid Manny on Modern Family look just alike.

   That halftime show was the best....said no one ever!

   Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted

   Do you the only thing worse than a Patriot fan?.........Two Patriot fans!

   Did you know that if you spell "Go hang a salami" backwards it comes out as "I'm a lasagna hog" ?!?!?

   What does an Eagles fan do after his team wins the Super Bowl?....He turns off Madden and goes to bed

   A kid came to my door dressed as Tony Romo. I asked him why he had no candy in his bag. He said he used to but he turned it over.