ROB Funny Status Messages

   The fact that you continue to speak ,although I informed you I'm not listening, puzzles me.

   You know how when you're kissing someone and you want to take them into the bedroom to have sex with them? Yea, well I don't want to do that with you.

   robs tip for students #546- Teachers know when you're texting. Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles

   Got caught with a beer while driving... Who would have thought they would pull over a schoolbus.

   I now know what that black stuff is between elephants toenails....slow natives.

   that was a sweet lifeguard job till the stupid blue kid got me fired.

   the doctor said pops has sugar in his urine now we cant stop him from peeing on his cornflakes.

   my wife said I need more calcium in my diet.. she then proceeded to knock my teeth down the back of my throat!!!!

   my children are ARE well behaved!! everyone just has high standards

   the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.