JB Funny Status Messages

   "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

   My get up an go done got up and went and busted the hell outa my give a damn on it's way out!

   There's a few people that I wouldn't mind haveing installed on my driveway as speed bumps..

   I have a truck, shovel and a map, I dare you to keep pissing me off.

   I always know the right thing to say immediately AFTER the right time to say it has passed!

   setting up a mike's hard lemonade stand at the street corner. I dont ID! hurry and get 'em while they're cold!