FLA PAULY Funny Status Messages

   Heading to the polls to vote for the fifth time this week!!!!...... God I love living in the state of Florida!!!!

   Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never experienced two candy bars falling down at the same time from a vending machine!!!!

   I don't care if this urinal handle is ten feet up.....I'm still flushing with my foot!!

   Happy Birthday to John Lennon who would have turned 72 today....Imagine!

   You know you're drunk when you swerve to miss a tree and it's the air freshener in your car!!!!

   FOX NEWS....Rich people paying rich people to tell middle class people to blame poor people.

   Ready for Hurricane Isaac!! All the tape and plywood making driving tricky tho'!!

   Renault and Ford are coming out with a new car. It's a combo of the Clio and Taurus. It's called the Clitaurus. It comes in pink and male thieves won't be able to find it even if someone tells them where it is!!!!