@iTechnoBoy Funny Status Messages

   I love watching two girls meet for the first time. Its easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

   Twitter: What's happening? Facebook: What are you thinking? MySpace: Where is everybody?!

   Don't tell me your sorry when your not, you only say sorry when you get caught.

   Dear Nike, I did it. Now what happens? Sincerely, Pregnant teen.

   People who say you "tweet too much" need to take their asses back to MYSPACE cause you won't be seeing anything "too much".

   Dear Google, You bring up millions of results, if I don't see what I want on the first page, I asume it's not there Sincerely EVERYONE.

   If Facebook really did have a dislike button.. some serious drama would go down

   People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still updates their MySpace profiles

   Dear mom, You may have seen me naked when I was a baby, but that was 15 years ago. Sincerely, please learn to knock.

   Happy Mothers Day to all the stay at home dads

   Aside from Confirm & ignore, friend requests should have a "WHO ARE YOU" button

   Don't sacrifice your friends for your "loved one". Because if your "loved one" is making you leave your friends...there's something wrong.

   having you ever eaten an apple with a worm in it? well buy an iphone and you will feel like that.

   "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didnâ€

   LADIES: If you don't know ur own worth and value...then do NOT expect someone else to calculate it for u.