@BoyGotJokes Funny Status Messages

   I wouldn't know how to act if Mr. T approached me and he was nice, I would be hella confused

   she txtd me "im outside" so I txtd her back "Im inside looking at my phone saying that didnt sound like the doorbell" lol

   Do emo kids not get enough Happy Meals as a kid?

   Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.

   Dear infommercials.. Clearly its not a $100 value if you're selling it for 10 bucks

   Beyond tired right now.. everytime I blink I'm pretending its a mini nap

   Recent studies have shown that smoking marijuana destroys the memory.. well if thats true, then what does smoking marijuana do?

   When a girl stomach hurts it is always blamed on 1 of 2 "P" words by everyone... Period, Pregnant.. <--words do hurt :(

   I wouldn't say that she is a hoe, just that she makes hoe decisions

   I like to meet the parents drunk so they don't get the wrong idea of what kind of guy I am.