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   fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals

   your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

   high on life... and glue

   approves this message

   a cereal killer

   so much cooler online!

   no longer the statue and now the pigeon

   s house is on fire (mood:calm)

   not supposed to be up this late...

   free falling!

   putting the pro into procrastination

   wondering if she left the gas on ....and the lighter on

   swimming like a sperm with a purpose!

   not suitable for children!!!!!

   still sore from dropping the soap

   wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person

   just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..

   ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause

   Training for the next Olympic games

   "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"