SULLY Funny Status Messages

   Palin emails show's that she hadn't had a vacation in 5 years. Heck, the Obama's can't go 5 weeks without a vacation.......

   Hard to believe there's another little Weiner on the way I'm thinking "Oscar Meyer" has a certain schwing to it.......

   The only thing that could make this Weiner story more perfect is if it turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby....

   OMG!!! Anthony Weiner's wife is pregnant. Talk about a weiner working overtime....

   I think Weiner's next press conference should be in a Brett Favre jersey....

   Anthony Weiner: I shouldn't tweet this pic. I'm married. Anthony's weiner: C'mon, do it. Who's gonna know.....

   The White House was saddened by the passing of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, whom it planned to name its first chairman of the ObamaCare Death Panel.

   Why haven't we seen a photo of Rep. Weiner's backside? Can't have a wiener without a bun.......Right??

   Don't blame Congressman Weiner. He was hacked by his evil twin Oscar Meyer.....

   I can say with CERTITUDE.. When you Twitpic your junk, there's bound to be trouble...Weinergate 2011

   Happy Hurricane Season.......

   Congrats to Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush uh Cristiano Ronaldo, I mean Nick Cannon? Nick Lachey? Ray J? Miles Austin? Oh Kris Humphries.......

   It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.

   FYI - I just opened washing machine and found clothes, but no one was wearing them. Rapture, anyone???

   A condom? Come on baby... it's the rapture!

   Hey guy's, I just found out that The Rapture might be delayed. Apparently God is waiting on his crops to be ready on Farmville first..........

   RIP Macho Man. He must of had an early boarding pass for the rapture. You will be missed......

   My Born Again Christian friend with the Porsche is wondering why I've been following him around all morning........

   Good morning : ) I was thinking...What if the Rapture happens and you're in the middle of a poo? You'll be floating up to heaven, pooing on everyone below you.......

   Rapture Tip: Bring a trash bag to collect left behind clothes . You'll only have a couple hours before the best stuff is picked over.